you can’t.
you can’t EVER compete with a wolf shirt.
the epicness will always be too overpowering.

I’m very sorry to inform you, Scenesters/Indie Kids/all of the above,
but this does not make a wolf shirt any more acceptable to wear.
Grow some balls and put on a black on black tie-dye wolf howling at a wolf pack howling at the moon with a wolf in the background, and LIVE YOUR LIFE.

I don’t know who you are, but I will have sex with you all day, just keep that sexy piece of shirt on your delicious body coved in wolflove.
Yum.

a wolf howling at a moon where a wolf is howling at the moon.
Such beauty…
Brings a tear to my eye.

there is so much wolftasticness [which might I add, is in Google Chrome’s dictionary and I didn’t even have to add it] to this shirt, I’m getting a stiffy.
Is that a puppy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

this tumblr is brand new
happy mother fucking birthday
tomorrow you will receive and epic array of majestic wolf-shirtary.
may the most white trash of all clothing articles be with you
FYWS

YEAH